When I say clowns, I mean monsters. Naughty bad no good monsters. Have you ever craved a scoop of ice cream only to open it and find this:
No? Well, then I suggest your room mates and/or family like you. They probably don’t torture you with shenanigan’s like the above.
No one would fess up to it, so I guess the dog ate it. Imagine my surprise how thoughtful our dog was to leave me a bite of ice cream. I’m thrilled to be thought in such high regard.
I’m not sure if I should be happy they thoughtfully left a bite or annoyed they left a bite? It’s a real dilemma.
Now, how should I extend the thoughtfulness? Here’s one idea:
You read that right. <insert evil laugh> Take that you “I’m so thoughtful, I left you a bite of ice cream” you naughty bad no good goblin monsters!
I love you so much I left you Brussel Sprout Doughnut Holes!
How cold is your dish? Tell me, do you live with naughty bad no good goblin monster clowns? If so, I’d like to hear about it in the comments below. If you think someone else might enjoy this, please share. If you don’t think anyone will enjoy this, please share.
Cheers,
Wendy
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